zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

“Uh, I’m fabulous, okay? I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half, and I’ve got a killer rack.” - Karen Walker

winterforeverr:

SAME

gemmacorrell:

Sometimes I post comics on Instagram. FOLLOW ME.

Much cutting and stitching later!

mayonneighs:

Enjoying easter pina coladas

gimpydom:

idiot.

lizuhd:

yeah i have my own unique art style it’s called horrible

(via gilbertnorrell, pieholers)

nerdylittledude:

montparsnip:

singing both parts of the confrontation

Believe of me what you cAN NEVER CHANGE there is a duty i’m swoCAN NEVER CHANGE you kNO NOTHING OF MY 24601 all i did was steal some bread